#the almost-fiance

[beedeewun]

please let skoova stev be in the 3rd jedi game he's trustworthy and will be good to the fishies on tanalorr

[lastoneout]

I watched that video where that guy was just trying to find businesses with 0 reviews to review them and stumbled upon an illegal casino and the funniest thing about it is that he thinks he only found ONE illegal front/shell business but he probably found at LEAST three and it's a miracle he didn't get in trouble with an actual organized crime group.

[beachyserasims]

Name : Reece

Age : 21

Zodiac : Leo

Generation : Millennial

Scariest movie : Paranormal Activity

Believe in ghosts? No

Relation to Author : Boyfriend

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[bear-tr4p]

Rack . . .

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

liking Reed has irreversibly changed my relationship to fiction because now i'm automatically sympathetic towards villains.

the villain is planning and plotting to keep the love of their life by their side? we love to see a motivated individual take charge of their life. villain is planning to destroy the world? yesss king, omg you're absolutely cooking. the villain has a sad backstory and is incredibly messed up by their trauma? even better. i love you so much, i want you to find peace and happiness and/or fulfil all of your dreams and wishes. (this includes destroying the world.)

[datlokibumtho]

Me: "Do you honestly think Rengoku bottoms?"

Fiance: "I guess not."

Me: "At least, not in the stuff I look at."

Fiance: "I'm surprised by that,"

Me: ?

Fiance: "considering Akaza already impaled him once."

And then I died

[weebotaku21]

My gnaec is not very old like 35 and her examining my breast does something to my bisexual ass

[maxlarens]

fp3 & quali tonight, no work tomorrow, a glass of wine and a burrito on the way. balance is restored in my life, all is well, all is good🙂‍↕️

[blondeaxolotl]

I have a question on your RB au, is RCiel is alois… wouldn’t be weird to Lizzy to see someone looking exactly the same to her fiancé?? I’m kinda curious about that ^^;

Oh no you're absolutely right, it is weird, Lizzy even comments on it to Grell in the corner like "Hey, call me crazy but doesn't he look awfully familiar" which Grell does agree on

Unfortunately they couldn't invite O!Ciel to when the party was being hosted because he was awfully sick (and couldn't compare the two side by side to prove they weren't just insane)

I do plan on changing r!Ciels design a bit when I get to it so he doesn't look TOO similar, but for now the lore is that Lizzy and Grell DO find it weird when they realise r!Ciel looks familiar to o!Ciel. No reason for it just besides "funny"

[m0e-ru]

backing up on the adachi maruki college acquaintances au segment, tbh i feel like adachi tried taking psych for just a while before bailing to do criminology instead because he also hated all the nerds in the psych course (maruki)

[hoperays-song]

Gooseless's Favorite Sing Ships

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

Been thinking about how in many of the later myths, Telemachus marries Circe.

But since Ody in Epic never sleeps with Circe, and therefore there is no Telegonus, Ody would likely be alive by the time Telemachus gets married.

So now I'm just thinking about Telemachus coming home from some journey he was on all excited like:

Father! Father! I'm getting married! Meet my fiancée - Circe!

and then its just the two of them staring at each other like 😳 😐.

(And then she has to further explain that oh by the way I'm mortal now)

[tortoisesshells]

five lines meme: “the multitudinous seas incarnadine,” for bill malloy?

Bill Malloy didn’t say one way or the other whether Jimmy Lord’s promotion was permanent, only that the Caroline Anne needed a second and Burke Devlin was staring down the barrel of ten years in Shawshank. He didn’t trust the kid like he’d trusted Devlin, but it didn’t matter – Devlin would be acquitted or he wouldn’t, and then Lord would shape up, or not. A kid – Lord wasn’t a kid – had two of his own – a wife with weak lungs and a roof like a sieve. Bill scrubbed at his face like he could get rid of the long days, the years, the smell of rotting fish viscera that dogged Collinsport at all tides. A man got old in a place like this while he was chasing after other things.

Send me a character/pairing and a title to get five lines of an imaginary fic.

[flowerparadise]

im sorry i self ship talk on main but oh my god oh mygod he's just soooooo cyuteess see him snile snweetly :)

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

lauretta & carlo before marriage. to me

[thegcng-arch]

had a really bad experience at the store so I'm going to nap it off I'm not sure if I'll be around this evening