#the almost-fiance
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I watched that video where that guy was just trying to find businesses with 0 reviews to review them and stumbled upon an illegal casino and the funniest thing about it is that he thinks he only found ONE illegal front/shell business but he probably found at LEAST three and it's a miracle he didn't get in trouble with an actual organized crime group.
#like I'm sorry bro that soup place is almost certainly a front for some kind of organized and/or white collar crime#I showed that video to my fiance and he was freaking out the entire time like “bro get OUT of there oh my god”#and “please stop taking your actual every day car there”
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Name : Reece
Age : 21
Zodiac : Leo
Generation : Millennial
Scariest movie : Paranormal Activity
Believe in ghosts? No
Relation to Author : Boyfriend
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#this is the second last post for the lonely house! on halloween i will share the last short story ft reece#boyfriend future fiance and finally husband#we've been together for almost 14 years now so we basically grew up together imo#it wasn't childhood but it was our entire 20's#now in our 30's if you were to ask him if he believes in ghosts#his answer would be a little bit... confusing#because its hard to go through a paranormal experience and then still say its not real in some fcked up way#ts4 story#sims 4 story#sims 4#ts4 screenies#ts4 screenshots#the sims community#show us your sims#show us your story#simblreen#tw ghost#tw horror#gif warning#the lonely house
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Rack . . .
#did i post almost the same thing yesterday?#yeah…#my fiance says the og is funnier#so you get that now too :))#saw#mark hoffman#saw edit#sawposting#sawtism#saw memes
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I see we're sticking with writing the most emotionally devastating plotlines and then distracting the audience with cute bucktommy scenes, huh Tim?
#not that I'm complaining#but literally every bucktommy episode has had#the most vile and disgusting (affectionate)#storylines next to the cute bt ones#704 had the mom who shot her son#705 had the recording of Mara finding her parents bodies#706 wasn't a bucktommy episode#but it did have the guy dying from viral encephalitis#and Chimney hallucinating his fiance's abuser#and now 805 has Denny almost dying#it's like Tim thinks he can distract us from the emotional distress#with domestic bucktommy scenes#(he's right)#911 abc#911 season 8#bucktommy
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Me: "Do you honestly think Rengoku bottoms?"
Fiance: "I guess not."
Me: "At least, not in the stuff I look at."
Fiance: "I'm surprised by that,"
Me: ?
Fiance: "considering Akaza already impaled him once."
And then I died
#funny#anime#manga#demon slayer#demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba#kimetsu no yaiba#akaren#renkaza#my fiance is a son of a bitch#i almost died#demon slayer akaza#kny akaza#akaza#akaza demon slayer#demon slayer rengoku#rengoku kyojuro#kny rengoku
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fp3 & quali tonight, no work tomorrow, a glass of wine and a burrito on the way. balance is restored in my life, all is well, all is good🙂↕️
#and some oreos oh we are so back#almost dont care that my fiance is away#<- joking but i'm fine of course#🗣️lilli speaks
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i'm too tired to do anything tonight but!! i'll see you tomorrow :3 (edit: why do the orcs not ride the wargs in rings of power 😭)
#sacrificed writing for a good cause - hanging out w. my fiance#and helping her make an oc :3 :3 :3#ooc.#idk what Adar calls his wargs but the chief one - the mun has called cupcake#they don’t look quite ?? big enough to ride really ???? almost ????#but tbh they’re kinda cute
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I have a question on your RB au, is RCiel is alois… wouldn’t be weird to Lizzy to see someone looking exactly the same to her fiancé?? I’m kinda curious about that ^^;
Oh no you're absolutely right, it is weird, Lizzy even comments on it to Grell in the corner like "Hey, call me crazy but doesn't he look awfully familiar" which Grell does agree on
Unfortunately they couldn't invite O!Ciel to when the party was being hosted because he was awfully sick (and couldn't compare the two side by side to prove they weren't just insane)
I do plan on changing r!Ciels design a bit when I get to it so he doesn't look TOO similar, but for now the lore is that Lizzy and Grell DO find it weird when they realise r!Ciel looks familiar to o!Ciel. No reason for it just besides "funny"
#but does that stop Lizzy from almost murdering r!ciel in cold blood? no#“not my fiance. not my problem” she said after stabbing him with a sword after being dragged away#black butler#kuroshitsuji#black butler swap au#red butler au#elizabeth midford#grell sutcliff#grelle sutcliff#r!ciel#real ciel#our ciel#o!ciel#ciel phantomhive#mono ask
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backing up on the adachi maruki college acquaintances au segment, tbh i feel like adachi tried taking psych for just a while before bailing to do criminology instead because he also hated all the nerds in the psych course (maruki)
#kommento#ゲッー#gsa sl au#// picking psych on a whim was such an inefficient choice for him considering how criminology would be at least a bit more practical#// in his case at least . well at least he graduated on time .i guess#// maruki pulling up to the detention center with almost zero government clearance 'do you have no friends' 'well um. i have a fiance ☝️'#// everybody loves to talk about adachis police acad arc but never address his bald era . cmon guys are you fake fans or some thing#// technically he gets two bald eras the 2nd when he's jailed it's awesome
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Gooseless's Favorite Sing Ships
#sing#sing 2#sing rynny#sing nashy#sing rosita and norman#sing the star crossed costars#sing noodlemoon#sing the gang#“Noodlemoon isn't canon” listen I am engaged and i can tell you that my FIANCE is the only person i would put up with that much shit from#including my actual KIDS and my friends#so not canon my ass#we have to include the sweet bat boy that is zotz of course#and the gang is a terrible gang btw. like barely legally qualify#great friends! terrible organized criminals#hear me out here... nashy#i love it#almost as much as i love rynny#they are the bestest bois and are perfect#norman and rosita are here because i have a fic outline for how they met. they're actually tied with meena and alfonso#i have korrins permission to use their oc and their art#dont worry
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My alpha keeps marking my neck in very visible places even though I work FOH 😭 Any other omegas have mates who just can't help themselves when it comes to marking??
#⋆Meow Meow!!⋆#last time they teased me saying “is your fiance a wild animal or something”#oh how little do they know how right they are#miscelepus#misceanimalis#miscecanis#a/b/o lifestyle#Omega#Alpha#I can't blame him for marking when I'm the one who makes it almost impossible for him to resist
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five lines meme: “the multitudinous seas incarnadine,” for bill malloy?
Bill Malloy didn’t say one way or the other whether Jimmy Lord’s promotion was permanent, only that the Caroline Anne needed a second and Burke Devlin was staring down the barrel of ten years in Shawshank. He didn’t trust the kid like he’d trusted Devlin, but it didn’t matter – Devlin would be acquitted or he wouldn’t, and then Lord would shape up, or not. A kid – Lord wasn’t a kid – had two of his own – a wife with weak lungs and a roof like a sieve. Bill scrubbed at his face like he could get rid of the long days, the years, the smell of rotting fish viscera that dogged Collinsport at all tides. A man got old in a place like this while he was chasing after other things.
Send me a character/pairing and a title to get five lines of an imaginary fic.
#ask meme#fic#my fic#polkaknox talks#do i know what crew arrangements look like on a herring boat circa 1956? lmao. no.#from: a prequel fic about bill's non-involvement in the vehicular manslaughter trial ten years before.#who else would have been a character witness for burke if not his boss? he has no living family. his fiance married his best friend.;#his other close friend took a bribe to convict him and so sam certainly wasn't going to testify convincingly in his favor?#bill's not even surprised when burke comes back. of course liz suspected what roger did. bill will do almost anything for liz. ergo.#which is to say:#hey does it make anyone else insane that bill malloy is simultaneously one of the most moral characters in early DS and;#someone who is unable to force himself to see what Liz let slide ten years before.#also. i know shawshank is fictional. i'm writing about maine. i'm allowed a king reference.#anyway ilu bill malloy! your decades-long torch for liz overriding every other positive quality gets me every. fucking. time.
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Challenge: Write three short but personalised holiday card messages to grandparents, aunt&uncle&cousins, and mum and her boyfriend-but-not (it's a mess.)
Level: IMPOSSIBLE
#text post#girl help#they'll be pissy abt the cards no matter what or will at least talk abt them behind my back#like they usually admit to doing lmao#im trying to spruce them up to cover blank space in the card. putting two cute little sea creature/sea themed stickers#on the bits not covered by writing#going to outline those in green and red if i can find some markers for it#considering taping a piece of sea glass in the card to with some green and red washi tape#(if fiance doesn't mind letting me use some of aer tape; i have a plan for regular tape and markers im already testing out too fdalkfjda#this is so stupid. im too stoned for this. it's just holiday cards#why do they insist on making fun of almost every gift or card they get from everyone#never understood why this is fun for them and i dread their reactions every year#bc even if they're hidden to start they wind up telling u abt it at randm#too your face!!! my family hates confrontation unless it is particularly shit stirring and useless#bah
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im sorry i self ship talk on main but oh my god oh mygod he's just soooooo cyuteess see him snile snweetly :)
#robin.txt#he just means everything to me <3#he's just um wow he's so ummmm 😍😍 woooooowww#im being so normal rn <- my fiance is almost at the timeskip#so this is why im acting like this im sorry its robin loving fictional characters time#high posting#kinda
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lauretta & carlo before marriage. to me
#“i'll even take your lead” (!!!!)#“who cares what all those folks will say”#“ur husband's fine but im the lucky guy who gets to dance w you”#m2#“i found myself a partner who knows my style” (!!!)#<- the whole fiancé thing. if you look at it in the abstract if you write the situation differently:#she could've refused on moral grounds she could've said no#but she didn't. bc she's also immoral like him. it's their common trait (it's a hc thing ofc!!)#honestly i wrote that fiance thing to emphasize the point that they're both don't fit in with society#<- and it's all rooted in the fact that innovators almost always don't fit in with society#m2 writers made an innovator antagonist and thought no one could make him & his surroundings worse. fools
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had a really bad experience at the store so I'm going to nap it off I'm not sure if I'll be around this evening
#landis speaks.#negativity tw#alcoholism tw#picked up a new vape for my fiance at the corner store#almost bought beer. like fully opened the door can in my hand#i didnt tho i got a coke instead#im just disappointed#in myself rn and anxious so#ugh idk guys
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